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? I HEAR THE PARTY,
HEAR THE PARTY, COME ON ?
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? WE SHOULD BE DANCIN',
SHOULD BE ROCKING ?
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS. TV ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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AAH!
AAH!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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Static: WELL, THE SHOES
ARE A LITTLE LAST-SEASON.
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STATIC! WHERE DID YOU
COME FROM?
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THEY'RE HAVIN'
A WHITE SALE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR.
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YOU'D THINK THE BAD GUYS
WOULD KNOW ABOUT SILENT ALARMS BY NOW.
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THAT'S US...
SILENT BUT ALARMING.
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Static: LOOK OUT!
SHE'S GASSING!
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SHALL WE?
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WELL, THAT'S ONE DOWN...
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YOU'LL LEARN
NOT TO DISTURB A WOMAN
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WHEN SHE'S OUT SHOPPING!
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TAKIN' "SHOP TILL YOU DROP"
A LITTLE TOO LITERALLY, DON'T YOU THINK?
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UH-OH. GAS LEAK.
HOW DO WE CONTAIN HER?
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[MUFFLED YELLS]
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SAY IT LOUD!
WE BAD AND WE PROUD!
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HUH?
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YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS KNEW
BEING A SUPERHERO
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WOULD GIVE YOU
A BIG HEAD,
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BUT
THAT IS RIDICULOUS!
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HEY! IT'S ME!
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"COMING SOON...
HEROES,
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A BERNIE RAST
PRODUCTION"?
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"STARRING STATIC"?
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LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
YOUR OWN TV SHOW.
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SINCE WHEN?
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I JUST GOTTA DOT
A COUPLE OF Is
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AND CROSS SOME Ts, BABY,
AND STATIC'S AS GOOD AS IN.
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TELL THAT PRETTY WIFE
OF YOURS I SAID HELLO.
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WE'LL DO LUNCH NEXT WEEK.
ALL RIGHT.
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? WHATEVER YOU PERCEIVE,
YOU CAN ACHIEVE ?
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IS THIS SOY MILK
IN HERE?
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I, UM, ORDERED IT
WITH SOY.
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BUT YOU DIDN'T
PERSONALLY WITNESS THEM
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POUR THE SOY MILK
INTO MY COFFEE!
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WELL, I--I, UM...
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TAKE THIS BACK,
AND THIS TIME MAKE SURE IT'S SOY MILK!
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EVEN IF IT MEANS
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CLIMBING BEHIND THE COUNTER
AND POURING IT YOURSELF!
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GOT THAT, BRADLEY?
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IT'S BRANDON?
WHATEVER!
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UM...M-MR. RAST,
I WAS JUST WONDERING
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IF YOU'D HAD A CHANCE
TO READ MY SCRIPT YET?
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MAYBE I'LL GET TO IT
THIS WEEKEND.
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WELL, UH, SEE,
THE THING IS
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YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT
FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS NOW...
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LOOK, KID, THERE ARE
MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
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GOING ON AROUND HERE
RIGHT NOW!
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AND ONE OF THEM
HAPPENS TO BE STANDING IN THE WINDOW!
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HEY, HEY,
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STATIC! JUST THE MAN
I WANTED TO SEE.
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BRIAN, GO GET MY MAN HERE
SOMETHING TO DRINK.
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WATER? GO GET HIM
SOME WATER.
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ARE YOU MAKING A SHOW
ABOUT ME?
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NOT
ABOUT YOU.
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BABY, IT'S REALITY TV.
I'VE PRODUCED SHOWS ABOUT COPS, PARAMEDICS,
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POLITICIANS--YOU NAME IT--
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SO WHEN IT CAME TIME
TO DO A SHOW ABOUT SUPERHEROES, HA HA...
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GUESS WHOSE NAME
CAME UP FIRST?
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BATMAN.
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AH...ACTUALLY, SUPERMAN,
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BUT YOU WERE
RIGHT UP THERE.
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PEOPLE DIG YOU.
YOU'VE GOT FANS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY
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WONDERING JUST WHAT IS IT
THAT MAKES YOU TICK, AND WE'RE GONNA SHOW 'EM.
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SO YOU START
BY PUTTING UP ADS
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BEFORE I EVEN AGREE
TO ANYTHING?
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HEY, THAT'S JUST THE WAY
THE BUSINESS WORKS.
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YOU GOTTA GENERATE
A LITTLE HEAT, BABY,
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A LITTLE EL-EC-TRIC-I-TAY!
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OW.
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SORRY, MR. RAST.
IT'S NOT FOR ME.
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OF COURSE NOT.
IT'S FOR THEM--
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THE STREET KIDS,
THE KIDS WITH NO FUTURE.
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THEY NEED HOPE,
A ROLE MODEL,
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SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
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EVEN IF THE SHOW
HELPED ONE OF THEM, JUST ONE,
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WOULDN'T IT BE WORTH IT?
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AND ALL YOU WANNA DO
IS FOLLOW ME AROUND WITH YOUR CAMERAS.
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YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
WE'RE THERE.
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I'M BORED.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO LOOK BORED.
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YEAH, BUT FOR HOW LONG?
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RAST IS PAYING US
10 BUCKS AN HOUR. WHO CARES?
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AND BERNIE SAYS
WE'LL HARDLY EVEN NOTICE THEY'RE THERE.
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THEY'RE NOT BRINGING
THEIR CAMERAS IN HERE, ARE THEY?
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OH, YEAH. THEY'RE GONNA
FILM EVERYTHING WE DO--
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EVEN WHEN WE GO
IN THE BATHROOM.
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OF COURSE NOT!
JUST ON PATROL.
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OK. I'M UP FOR IT.
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AFTER ALL, MY MOM
SAID I TOOK THE BEST YEARBOOK PICTURE.
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YEAH. AND HOW HARD
CAN IT BE?
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IT'S JUST US DOING
WHAT WE DO EVERY DAY, RIGHT?
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? PRECIOUS AS STONES ?
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? WORDS CAN HIT HOME... ?
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[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
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I NEED SOME DREADSHEEN,
STAT!
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YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT!
THAT'S IT.
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GIVE ME HEROIC.
YEAH, THAT'S IT!
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MORE ICED TEA?
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LOVE SOME.
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I LOVE YOUR MASK.
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IT REALLY SETS OFF
YOUR EYES.
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THANK YOU.
I DESIGNED IT MYSELF.
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OH, BROTHER.
EVERYONE THINKS THEY'RE A STAR.
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WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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THIS HERE'S
YOUR OPTIC CAMERA
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AND THAT GUY THERE'S
THE MICROPHONE.
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THEY'RE POWERED
BY THIS TRANSMISSION BOX.
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MAKE SURE THIS GUY'S
ON ALL THE TIME.
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THAT TOO MUCH
FOR YOU, FLYBOY?
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NO PROBLEM.
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HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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THE CO-STAR OF THIS SHOW!
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SAVE IT.
WHAT'S WRONG?
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THE STUDIO GUARDS
WOULDN'T LET ME THROUGH.
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THEY THOUGHT I WAS
A DELIVERY BOY.
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CHILL OUT, MAN.
YOU'RE HERE NOW.
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HAVE SOME ICED TEA.
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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE
STARTED PATROL AN HOUR AGO.
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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READY TO MAKE SOME MAGIC?
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YOU MUST BE THE SIDEKICK.
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THE PARTNER.
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UH-HUH. IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU GOT HERE.
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JUST REMBER,
TRY NOT TO GET BETWEEN STATIC AND THE CAMERAS, OK?
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I THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T
EVEN NOTICE THE CAMERAS.
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RAST HERE.
START THE HELICOPTERS!
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Both: HELICOPTERS?
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IT'S SHOW TIME, BOYS!
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IT'S LIKE GOING ON PATROL
WITH THE AIR FORCE!
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WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF
DAYLIGHT, BOYS.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOME TROUBLE DOWN THERE. FIND IT.
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I THINK I SEE SOMEONE
JAYWALKING.
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[BEEP BEEP]
WAIT!
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BACKPACK'S PICKING UP
A POLICE METAHUMAN ALERT.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME!
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OVER THERE.
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Static: WHO'S THAT?
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NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE.
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WELL, LET'S GO
GET ACQUAINTED.
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I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS,
WHOEVER YOU ARE,
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BUT BANK HOURS
ARE FROM 9:00 TO 5:00.
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YOU HEAR THAT?
WHO NEEDS WRITERS?
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YOU CAN CALL ME
STARBURST,
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AND AS FOR
BANKING HOURS, I JUST EXTENDED THEM.
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I'M AFRAID
I'LL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR THAT.
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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WE'LL SEE HOW FUNNY
YOU THINK THIS IS.
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? LITTLE BY LITTLE,
GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ?
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? TAKE YOU DOWN ?
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HE'S GOT POWERS
JUST LIKE YOURS!
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? STEP BY STEP,
GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN ?
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? GONNA TEAR YOU DOWN ?
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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I'VE NEVER DONE THAT
BEFORE.
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HAAAAH!
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IF I WERE CUTTING
THE SHOW RIGHT NOW,
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THIS WOULD BE
THE PERFECT TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.
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GOT ANY IDEAS
HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE?
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE
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Rast: COME ON, STATIC.
DO SOMETHING!
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WE'RE NOT SHOOTING
A TALK SHOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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GOTTA GIVE THE PUBLIC
WHAT IT WANTS.
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ANYWAY, WE BOTH HAVE
THE SAME POWERS.
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HOW MUCH HARM
CAN HE DO TO ME?
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT,
GOLDIE.
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HA HA! THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
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SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS.
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[GRUNTS] UHH!
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AAH!
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STATIC!
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YOU OK, MAN?
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OH...CUT!
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SO WE DIDN'T GET THE SCENE.
SO YOU WERE A LITTLE OFF TODAY--IT HAPPENS.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS
NEXT TIME YOU'LL BE READY FOR THIS GUY, RIGHT?
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YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
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IF HE SHOWS UP
AGAIN.
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HE'D BETTER
SHOW UP AGAIN, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
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THE SHOW ENDS
WITH OUR BIG STAR
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CRAWLING OUT OF
A PILE OF TRASH,
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AND SOMEHOW, I DON'T
THINK THAT'S A RATINGS GRABBER, DO YOU?!
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DANG!
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HEY, MAN, RELAX.
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I CAN'T GET OVER
HOW STRONG THAT STARBURST GUY WAS!
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EVERY TIME
I AMPED UP MY POWER, HE DID ME ONE BETTER.
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IF WE'D PUT OUR HEADS
TOGETHER,
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I'M SURE
WE WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
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WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN?
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
GONE AFTER HIM LIKE THAT.
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WELL,
SOMEONE HAD TO
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THAT SOMEONE DIDN'T HAVE TO
DO IT ALL BY MYSELF
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JUST TO SHOW OFF
FOR THE CAMERAS!
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OH, I GET IT.
YOU'RE JEALOUS 'CAUSE THE SHOW'S ABOUT ME.
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I COULD CARE LESS
ABOUT THE SHOW.
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I WISH I WAS NEVER
EVEN PART OF IT.
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NO ONE'S MAKING YOU.
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00:10:23,668 --> 00:10:26,101
I WAS A SOLO ACT
WAY BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG.
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WELL, IF THAT'S HOW
YOU FEEL,
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MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE
INVOLVED.
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TELL RAST I QUIT.
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THE SIDEKICK'S
LATE AGAIN, HUH?
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I...DON'T THINK
HE'S COMING.
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ALL THE BETTER.
I WAS GONNA CUT AROUND HIM ANYWAY.
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SO, YOU READY
TO TAKE ON STARBURST?
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00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:01,701
I GUESS SO.
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COME ON, KID!
WE NEED A BIG PERFORMANCE FROM YOU.
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THE SHOW, AS THEY SAY,
MUST GO ON!
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[EXPLOSION]
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THAT'S GOTTA BE HIM.
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[SCREAMING]
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AAH!
NO!
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00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:31,984
OH, NO!
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00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,034
MOVIN' UP
FROM ATMs, HUH?
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AAH! NOT YOU AGAIN!
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AW, COME ON, GOLDIE.
IS THAT ALL THE WELCOME I GET?
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I'M STARTING TO FEEL
LIKE YOU DON'T VALUE OUR TIME TOGETHER.
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THEN AGAIN, MAYBE I'M WRONG.
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STAY ON HIM!
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WHOO! THIS IS BETTER
THAN A FREEWAY CHASE!
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? LITTLE BY LITTLE,
GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ?
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? GONNA SHAKE YOU DOWN ?
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? STEP BY STEP,
GONNA WEAR YOU OUT ?
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? GONNA TEAR YOU OUT ?
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AAH!
AAH!
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? LITTLE BY LITTLE,
GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN ?
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? GONNA SHAKE YOU DOWN ?
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? BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ?
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? BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ?
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? BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ?
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? BOW DOWN, DOWNTOWN ?
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? LITTLE BY LITTLE BY LITTLE ?
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? LITTLE BY LITTLE ?
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A LITTLE BOOST
OUGHTA DO IT.
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AAH! AAH!
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WE HAVE A SHOW!
WE HAVE A SHOW!
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WHAT?!
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SO, YOU WANT
SOME MORE, HUH?
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HUH?
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[POWER AMPING UP]
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[GROANING]
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UHH...AHH!
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AAH!
AAH!
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? TO BE THE BEST
I CAN BE ?
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? TELL A KID
PRIDE HITS ZERO ?
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? THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE A HERO ?
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Announcer:
HEROES...
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NEXT WEEK!
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STATIC!
[ECHO] Static...static!
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I NEVER IMAGINED
STATIC BEING ON A SHOW LIKE THAT.
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SO YOU'RE NOT
GONNA WATCH?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'M ALL OVER IT!
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00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,501
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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UH...DON'T GET UP.
I'LL GET IT.
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00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,034
HEY, MR. H.
IS VIRGIL HOME?
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YEAH,
HE'S UP IN HIS ROOM.
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MM. BE CAREFUL
UP THERE.
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HOMEBOY'S READY
TO TEAR SOMEBODY'S HEAD OFF...
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AND EAT IT!
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? WHATEVER YOU DEMAND ?
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? NEVER IN YOUR WAY,
BY YOU I MUST STAY ?
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? DOESN'T MATTER THE HOUR
OR THE TIME OF DAY ?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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GO AWAY, SHARON.
I'M NOT HUNGRY!
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THAT'S NOT WHAT
THEY TOLD ME DOWNSTAIRS.
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WHAT DO
YOU WANT?
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HEY, MAN, I JUST
WANTED TO STOP BY
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AND SAY I'M SORRY.
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[SIGHS] YEAH...
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I'M SORRY, TOO.
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00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:40,701
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS.
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OK, I WAS
A WHOLE LOT JEALOUS,
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BUT I SHOULDN'T
HAVE LET IT COME BETWEEN US.
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YOU? I WAS THE ONE
ACTING THE FOOL FOR THE CAMERAS.
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YOU WERE RIGHT.
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I GUESS
WE WERE BOTH RIGHT...
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OR WRONG OR...WHATEVER.
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STUPID ME THOUGHT
THAT HIGH TENSION WIRES WOULD GIVE ME AN EDGE.
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THAT'S NOT STUPID.
IT SHOULD HAVE WORKED!
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STARBURST
SHOULD HAVE BEEN STARBUSTED!
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NOTHING WORKS.
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00:15:05,168 --> 00:15:08,434
WHATEVER I THROW AT HIM,
HE THROWS BACK, BUT STRONGER.
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00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:11,368
IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH
HE'S FEEDING OFF ME.
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00:15:11,434 --> 00:15:13,534
HEY...MAYBE HE'S NOT
A METAHUMAN.
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00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:18,601
PINKY, ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I GOTTA DO ALL THIS STUPID STUFF MYSELF.
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Static: COME ON!
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RIGHT HERE,
I'M DOIN' FINE.
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BUT HERE,
HE'S KICKIN' MY BUTT!
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YEAH...I DIDN'T
WANNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
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WAIT! FREEZE THAT.
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[CLICK]
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THE WIRES!
THAT'S GOTTA BE WHERE HE'S GETTING YOUR POWERS FROM.
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00:15:49,002 --> 00:15:51,434
BUT HOW ARE THEY
BEING TRANSMITTED FROM YOU TO HIM?
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I HAVE
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
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HEY...
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HAVE I EVER LIED
TO THE NETWORK?
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I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS STATIC STUFF IS GREAT!
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STUPENDOUS!
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AS SOON AS I PUT IT TOGETHER,
I'LL SCREEN IT FOR YOU...
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00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:06,735
AND THEN MAKE ROOM
ON THE SHELF FOR A FEW MORE AWARDS.
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00:16:06,801 --> 00:16:09,800
THIS STUFF IS THE BOMB!
AH! YEAH!
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00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:11,034
[SIGHS] AH...
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00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:16,101
IT'S A BOMB, ALL RIGHT.
A STINK BOMB!
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00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,468
GET THE RUBBER BAND MAN
ON THE PHONE!
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THINKING OF
REPLACING ME?
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00:16:21,769 --> 00:16:24,934
NO. THINKING OF CHANGING
THE NAME OF THE SHOW FROM
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I PUT MY REPUTATION
ON THE LINE, BUDDY.
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I PROMISED A SUPERHERO
REALITY SHOW,
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AND ALL I'VE GOT IS
FOOTAGE OF A SUPER-SIZED BUTT-KICKING!
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LISTEN UP!
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I KNOW HOW TO
BRING DOWN STARBURST,
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00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:40,735
BUT TO DO IT,
YOU HAVE TO FILM ME ONE MORE TIME.
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00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:45,801
WHADDAYA SAY?
YOU WANT A SHOW OR DON'T YOU?
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OK. YOU GOT
ONE MORE SHOT, KID.
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00:16:49,201 --> 00:16:51,101
AND THIS TIME,
YOU BETTER DELIVER.
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SEE YOU ON THE SET.
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00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:59,301
Rast: YOU SURE
HE'S GONNA SHOW UP?
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00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:01,034
I'M SURE.
IF I'M UP HERE MAKING A SHOW,
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00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:05,035
HE'S DOWN THERE
MAKING TROUBLE.
324
00:17:05,102 --> 00:17:10,102
BETTER CLOSE THAT.
WE'LL BE AT THE MUSEUM BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
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00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:29,301
WHAT IN THE WORLD--
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AAH!
AAH!
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? IT'S MY TURN,
IT'S MY TURN... ?
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00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:41,734
[TRAIN HORN HONKS]
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OH!
OH!
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? IT'S MY TIME,
IT'S YOUR TIME... ?
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WHAT--HEY!
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00:17:51,735 --> 00:17:56,735
SORRY, SUNSHINE,
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THESE DON'T BELONG TO YOU.
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00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:02,568
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME,
STATIC.
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00:18:02,634 --> 00:18:06,234
I'LL ALWAYS BE FASTER.
I'LL ALWAYS BE STRONGER.
335
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:09,034
WHO'S RUNNING?
I JUST WANTED TO TAKE IT SOMEPLACE
336
00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:11,800
WHERE THEY COULD
SHOOT MY GOOD SIDE.
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00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:15,401
STAY ON IT!
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00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:18,234
SO YOU ENJOY
PUBLIC HUMILIATION.
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00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:19,800
NOT THIS TIME.
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00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,534
I'VE GOT YOU
FIGURED OUT.
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00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,234
WHEN I REALIZED
YOU WERE GETTING YOUR POWERS FROM ME,
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I HAD GEAR
CHECK THIS.
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00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:27,534
TURNS OUT
THIS IS HOW MY POWERS
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ARE BEING TRANSMITTED--
BUT NOT ANYMORE!
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00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:35,467
LOOKS LIKE YOUR SHOW'S
CANCELLED.
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00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,368
[GROWLING
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WHY'S HE LOOKIN'
AT THE CAMERA?
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NOT...AGAIN! AAH!
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00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,468
? STEP BACK, STEP BACK ?
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00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,634
? SHOWDOWN, TIME'S UP ?
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00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:11,301
? SHOWDOWN, TIME'S UP ?
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00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,301
YOU...
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00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,468
THAT'S A WRAP.
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00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,034
NICELY DONE,
PARTNER.
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00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:31,867
WELL, I COULDN'T
HAVE DONE IT BY MYSELF.
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00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:34,001
FIRST...GET ME
A SHOT OF THE HEROES.
357
00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:39,067
OK. NOW GET IN THERE
TIGHT ON THE VILLAIN.
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YEAH. SMILE, PAL.
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00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,533
BRADLEY!
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00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,034
IT'S BRANDON!
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00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,534
BRANDON, YOU JERK!
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00:19:47,601 --> 00:19:49,967
YOU CAN'T EVEN
GET MY NAME RIGHT ON CAMERA!
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00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:50,967
BUT WHY?
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00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:52,868
I NEED MONEY TO
PRODUCE MY SCREENPLAY,
365
00:19:52,935 --> 00:19:54,867
WHICH YOU NEVER EVEN
BOTHERED TO READ.
366
00:19:54,934 --> 00:19:56,534
THANKS A LOT.
IF ONLY YOU HAD
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00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:59,034
JUST PAID ME EVEN
THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF ATTENTION,
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00:19:59,101 --> 00:20:00,367
I--
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,067
YALLO?
370
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,067
NO KIDDING?
371
00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:05,334
WELL, HAS THE NETWORK
SEEN THE RATINGS?
372
00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:08,468
NO, NO, NO.
YOU TELL THEM I EXPECT 26 MORE EPISODES
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00:20:08,534 --> 00:20:10,201
OR I'M WALKIN'.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
374
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,668
BERNIE RAFT IS WALKIN'!
375
00:20:11,735 --> 00:20:14,701
AND I PUT REAL MILK
IN YOUR COFFEE EVERY TIME!
376
00:20:14,768 --> 00:20:17,234
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
WHOLE MILK!
377
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:19,700
? ARE YOU READY?,
HEY-EH ?
378
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,267
? OH ?
379
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:23,167
SO I READ IN THE PAPER
THAT STARBURST
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00:20:23,234 --> 00:20:24,834
WAS A BRILLIANT
PHYSICS STUDENT
381
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,102
WHO GOT BIT
BY THE HOLLYWOOD BUG.
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00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:29,935
HEY, LOOK!
"SEE DAKOTA'S HOTTEST CRIME-FIGHTING DUO.
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00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:33,434
STATIC AND GEAR,
ONLY ON HEROES."
384
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:36,601
IT'S STRANGE
HOW DREAMS OF STARDOM CAN CHANGE A PERSON.
385
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,433
YEAH. IT WOULD NEVER
HAPPEN TO US, THOUGH.
386
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,001
NOT A CHANCE!
387
00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:44,167
DOES YOUR NAME
LOOK BIGGER THAN MINE?
388
00:20:44,234 --> 00:20:45,167
OF COURSE!
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00:20:45,234 --> 00:20:47,101
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
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00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:50,017
? YES, I AM READY ?
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